1. You know when short people pretend they’re not sick? Well, maybe they’re not really faking, more like they’re not entirely convinced they’re sick? Elliott is trying his hand at that, poor lad. But on the plus side, he’s a really great cuddler.
2. Elliott is also fascinated with eyebrows now, too, which means he’s a fabulous Eye Poker-Outer. Big fun.
3. This week is my least favorite week of the year. And no, not because of Halloween, although I will admit that I am not a fan. The Mister always has a week-long gig, on top of working a normal full-time gig, so he is gone like the wind. I like to think of it as Single-parenting Appreciation Week, because I have a renewed perspective by, say, Monday evening, of how good I have it. All of you who take care of your babies and your homes and your jobs and never get a break? I have so much respect for what you do. And I get that you just have to do your life because it’s your life, but it doesn’t make what you do any less spectacular because you have to do it.
4. Speaking of Halloween, I am praying that it snows so that I do not have to take the short people Begging Door To Door For Candy They Will Not Eat
Because I Got To It First.
5. I don’t think there is such a thing as Too Much Rice. This is because I love me some rice. I would claim to be the Bubba Gump of Rice if I were into hyperbole, but my friend Rebecca already claimed that title and would probably tell you an embarrassing story about how I stood in her kitchen, eating a container of her adobo mayonnaise, one fingerful at a time, while making weird noises and faces. OH WAIT. (There’s a freebie for you, Beccy.)
6. One of the short people has arrived at the stage where he or she finds it necessary to point out every detail of an experience and label it according to its value, which is a completely arbitrary measure. This is extremely irritating, and also, I have no idea where said short person acquired said skill. AHEM.
7. I would like to tell you about how I am feeling as if I have finally gotten the hang of homeschooling for the first time, but I wouldn’t want to jinx it, so draw your own conclusions but do it quietly and not on my blog. Please.
8. I finished a superty adorable cardigan on Saturday, the first of a pretty large custom order, and it has cables and bobbles on it, which makes me feel kind of like Big Shot Knitter Pants. Now I’m halfway through a bright yellow pullover for Henry. Dude loves him some yellow. I’ll probably finish it this week. He’s all antsy.
9. What are you up to these days? I’m all out of the loop and stuff.